Open Post for S&M!verse

[standsonhigh]

Yes, S&M, cause we love terrible BDSMy puns. Seriously, try to find a verse name that isn't a little smutty. I dare you.

Just put all the relevant information in the subject line. So when in the timeline and which universe aka Whoniverse or the Wizarding world.

Any questions, just PM.

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[standsonhigh]

The Master couldn't help it, he didn't mean to be cruel-- well, no, he really did, but it wasn't always intentional. And the rather mocking laughter that burst out wasn't his fault, Regulus just shouldn't of said such stupid things. Clearly some humans just didn't grasp how little their blood matters. Or their name or their title or whatever else they clung to. The only thing that mattered was their cause and who they were serving. And if they didn't like either, they had to have the balls to say it. And if they died, oh well, that's what pride did.

The Master had died for his causes more than once.

The laughter calmed down and the Master shook his head in disbelief, moving in closer to crouch down in front of this silly little human. Time for a little story. "Did you know, in the 45th century, that blood is a high trading product. People who feed off blood or just happen to find it a turn on will go around blackmarket space stations and buy it. The highest priced blood are for those who was considered pure and the lowest is for common or 'dirty' blood. Guess where humans always fall? Because, lets be honest here, years of evolution and fucking each other and everything else that moves like rampant animals mean that no one is pure these days, especially not you."

Humans were diluted and wrong, they were basically just mutant apes. Mutant apes with so many diseases and cancers. Not like Time Lords, who were basically made out of a perfect system so no one was born sick, ill or weak. Looming was genetic perfection really.

"Blood doesn't matter unless you're drinking it or fucking in it like a strange pervert," Which was actually a big thing in the 47th century... lesson learmned there, never agree to a blood orgy. It was quite the sight. "And yours doesn't matter. The fact that you think your blood holds any sway is why you're here. You could be as loyal as Barty but I just hate delusion. It's embarrassing to watch! You wizards and your flawed prejudices need crushing."