High school AU open post

[standsonhigh]

Because we can. And we will. So there.

[Will insert awesome and relevant tensimm gif when I find one. Honest.]

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[standsonhigh]

But I'm boooored. It's my day off and you're not here! Mean :(

[liquidsky]

You can send me a video of what you do with the whip cream.

[standsonhigh]

That's hardly the same. Come home. Please? I'll buy you something pretty.

I'll even break out the handcuffs. Make it more exciting.

[liquidsky]

Buy me something pretty? You do know you're not talking to your mistress, right?

Now, if you were anyone else, handcuffs and whip cream would sound exciting.

[standsonhigh]

What? You don't like pretty things?

Wait, hang on, you don't find me exciting? Why not?

[liquidsky]

No, darling, you're very exciting. Just, you feel like experimenting, so that could very well end with me handcuffed to something and you somewhere else, forgetting my existence.

[standsonhigh]

I apologied SO many times for that time I left you cuffed while I answered the phone... then proceeded to make a sandwich. I really did forget and I couldn't hear you through the gag! Don't hold it against me, I made a mistake. Won't happen again.

Come home and I'll let tie me up. Once in a life time offer, better take it.

[liquidsky]

TEN HOURS, Koschei.

That's why I'm never letting you gag me again.

And you're just saying that, you know. This is like the boy who cried bondage.

[standsonhigh]

My mom felt chatty! And I got hungry. And then my favourite film was on.

You should of banged things or something! ... We should install a bell.

I will, I swear on my life. I'll let myself get all tied up if you come play. Need proof?

[liquidsky]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO BANG THINGS WHEN

Oh, fuck you.

How would you prove that?

[standsonhigh]

Kick your legs? I don't know. I said I was sorry. Just accept it and move on.

I would cuff myself to the bed but then I couldn't text you so it seems kind of futile. But come home early and I'll cuff one hand to the bedpost and toss you the key. If I break my promise then I'll buy dinner tonight. Deal? Now get your arse here.

[liquidsky]

MY LEGS WERE

Whatever, doesn't matter.

I'll go next time the professor needs a smoke break. Can't be long.

[standsonhigh]

Don't sulk, it's unattractive.

Hurry up then, I'm not cuffing myself for hours on end waiting for you to come home.