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What a thoughtful gift. Tell you, I'll repay the favour and throw you some names too!

The Doctor - I think there are maybe eight of them now but the numbers change ever constantly. They're all essentially the same but have fooled themselves into thinking they're very different. Also they argue a lot because everyone loves to loathe themselves.

To break them down into descriptions, there's the dork in the bowtie, Eleven, he's feisty. Hates you playing with his girls, bit like a super possessive pimp. Only an asexual one who controls everyone with firm disapproving glares on that twelve year old face of his. Six has an awful coat, an awful ego and an awful girlfriend. One of them looks like their granddad but he apparently fought in a war(?) maybe. Seems stroppy, don't remember meeting him. And then there's the youngest one that looks older than the oldest one. Eight is the one with the messiah complex. -- or that's actually all of them. I think he also has curly hair and a Victorian outfit.

You know, I need to fact check this stuff, I can't keep track. They're all basically the same. The younger ones tend to have more mercy though, keep that in mind.

Clara Oswald - Current companion? I think. Determined, clever, amusing, snarky but desperately eager to help and be kind. A little bossy too. Punches hard for a five foot nothing petite girl. Totally crushing on the Eleventh.

Rose - She's the one you tortured, remember? Ironic considering how much she loves your face.

Jamie - Scottish. That's all I really know.

...There are a lot of companions here and I can't even be bothered with writing about them all. Basically any female crushing on him counts.

Captain Jack Harkness - Total freak. No really, he is, he's completely wrong. Wears a big swishy coat and thinks he's got some level of control when he doesn't. An upgraded monkey. Also he has a little boyfriend, he's just welsh. Forgot the name again.

TARDIS - She was a ship, now she's human. I'm sure she has other noteworthy things.

Romana and Brax - lumping them together because this is getting very long and I'm losing interest. Basically they're from where I'm from and both believe they had some level of control there or something. I really lost touch with Gallifreyan politics after they had me killed. I wouldn't pick a fight, they could mentally outwit you any day.

[You know, he has a startling lack of knowledge of this stuff. He knows all the important stuff he can't share because that's for him to know and Barty to find out. But who they are as actual people and their personalities are very sparse and lacking in detail.

Maybe he should retry to get to know them all.]

Edited 2014-01-06 21:07 (UTC)

Jack's boyfriend's called Ianto.

I have my doubts about that Doctor's asexuality.

You're so great at this.

Well it's very welsh so I fail to see how that adds to anything I said.

And he's a romantic asexual, it took him 500 years to realise he had working parts down there. Sue me if he's finally grown big boy hair and started to act on things.

If I cared more, I'd be better.

It adds the name, mainly.

It's a miracle you even remember my, his face.

What are you, by the way, because I still didn't see any poem from you, so it sure isn't romantic.

Oh goodie, now I can officially add Ianto to my bff list and christmas card list for next year!

It changes a lot, you try keeping up. At least I knew how to keep a vaguely consistent looking going for thirteen regenerations. One moment he's blond and have a dire coat, the next he looks five and has a bowtie.

I save my romance for those who can properly pull the passion out of me. Often people who aren't monkeys and aren't failed Time Lords. So I'm low on options, as you can see. Maybe I should consider a lonely hearts ad?

Hey, you don't know Ianto's story! Who knows, I'm sure he's a very fascinating and beautiful soul and... He's Welsh, I'm out, forget the name, who cares.

I've enough trouble keeping up with all my people, no need to add yours to the watch-list.

Sure, or you can go fuck yourself.

Have you met the Welsh? Their language is more complicated than most alien languages and their claim to fame is making damn good chips and being mostly good at rugby.

Perhaps you need better time management.

I tried that once. Timelines and all, they're a bugger to cross. So hard to chat yourself up in such a small window of time and make sure that you get a good go of things. On both sides of the line.

I can speak Welsh, actually, and Wales is also renowned for being the habitat of one of the British dragon breeds, among other things.

I want to get to know the Doctors, actually. Might come in useful.

...can't even judge you, I'd do it, too.

I can speak Welsh too. You kind of have to know some when you're prime minister but I accidentally learned it all. What a waste it is too, they mostly speak English. They just like to be awkward. Plus there are no dragon in my universe. Well, not there.

I wouldn't expect them to like you.

Exactly. Who wouldn't?

It's pretty useful for studying magic, actually. Too bad about the dragons, they made the place a lot more interesting. Do they have dragons here?

I'm never expecting anyone to like me.

Why do you think I wanted to meet that one Doctor with my face?

[...he's kidding. Maybe.]

I don't know, I've never looked into it. Dragons, magic and runes are all a lot of rubbish to me. I was never invested into studying/looking into them.

Oh don't be like that, I know a certain someone that likes you <3

Such an ego, you naughty boy!

[~~Sell him tickets, he'd watch.~~]

You liked it just fine when I used it on Rose.

Oh? Is it you? Yes / No / Maybe

I can't help liking my face. It's a miracle I came by it, given my parentage.

[This is how Barty will get rich.]

I'm not saying it isn't entertaining, I'm just saying I don't like it. It doesn't fit into the logic I understand. What can I say? I'm awkward.

Now, now, I don't want to give the game away early!

Can't really comment but it's a good face. Overall. It has an annoying smirk about it.

[He has issues. He's forever torn between wanting to touch the face or punch it violently.]

It's alright. I don't mind your awkward.

I thought we were already further along the game, my mistake.

That's why I try for a sullen look around you.

Oh good, I rather enjoy your awkwardness to. Well, to a degree anyway.

There's plenty of the game left to play.

You don't pull it off too well, you know? Though you try and I do appreciate that.

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