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[ Well, this hadn't really worked with Jack, but that wasn't going to deter Johannes. The Master will simply find a notice tacked upon his door not long after his arrival.

The shared bathroom between our suites is not, in fact, shared at all. Please find another to use. I have nailed your door shut to prevent any accidents from happening as a courtesy to you.

And then, as before, the following afterthought is added:

Thank you for your consideration. -JC ]

[Okay, so it's been a while since she's come back from dying and she's wondering how he's doing. So she just tosses a video message his way.]

Hope you're still lurking about.

[Awkward pause goes here.]

I thought you might pop by for a visit later...maybe?

I'm giving you the names of some people from my world. Just in case.

Harry Potter - Sanctimonious hero-type, absolutely clueless without guidance, which is interesting because I think he's trying to act independently these days.
James Potter - Mostly remember him from school. Show-off who had it too easy in life and then he died.
Lily Potter - Perfect prefect in school and stereotypical redhead. Not really remarkable up until she died with a tedious sacrifice.
Remus Lupin - Future professor who likes books so much that I reckon he doesn't have any personality of his own without them. Relatively spineless.
Sirius Black - Reckless, angry man with a lot of issues. Has a sense of humour, though.
Hermione Granger - Annoying know-it-all who needs to learn to hold back her outbursts. Rash judgments despite being relatively intelligent, very emotional, which interferes with her logic.

And these two are a bit special:

Severus Snape - You met him. Slimy, treacherous git with no humour.
Draco Malfoy - Cowardly rich snob, changed sides because he couldn't take the pressure. Transfigured him into a ferret once and I didn't have to change a lot, if you get my meaning.

[He's leaving two people out, well, three, for obvious reasons. Merope should be left out of all of this as much as possible, Voldemort is his true Master and Dumbledore... He requires special attention.]

[Hello, Master! Guess who's possibly unnervingly calm face is on the screen?]

Just a friendly warning, Time Lord to Time Lord. I'm not sure even you'd be quite so stupid as to try it, but if Clementine is harmed in any way by you or someone you've convinced to do your dirty work for you, you will regret it.

For now, she is a smart child, and I've educated her on your true nature, and I see no harm in conversing with her where people can see you. She knows how to handle herself, and she knows what to do if you try anything. She's also disturbingly comfortable with a gun.

[He'll just leave the rest for the Master's imagination.]

And if I were you, I wouldn't make the mistake in making assumptions about my pacifist nature. I'm out of patience with the idea of giving anyone who has ideas about hurting those I care about a chance.

[In honor of the Earth holiday centering on love, Freya sends out a little gift around this time.

A small box containing a piece of chocolate will appear on your pillow during the day. When consumed, the chocolate’s magic will lift your mood for a short period of time. It’s accompanied by a note.]

Where love might bring about sorrow, it also welcomes joy.

[ In honour of the god centering on love being a giant frilly prissypants, Loki sends his own little gift just a few hours after hers.

His box of chocolate will look, smell, and taste exactly like Freya's did, appearing right next to where Freya's was or is if you haven't picked it up yet. The only difference between the two is that Loki's won't lift your mood; it'll give you loud and embarrassing flatulence for the next three hours.

It's also accompanied by a note. ]

Where joy might bring about yearning, it also welcomes wonder.

Where are my socks?

[The message comes late at night, and wherever Malekith broadcasts from, it is dark and quiet. What's new.]

Harry Saxon. I said I would be in contact.

I have not forgotten your enthusiasm at the prospect of the ruin of Asgard. I hope your feelings are still as sincere.

[Dated during this thread.]

Stay away from my team. Network included.

let's do dinner, no pig since you seem so fond of them i don't think i need to clarify why i want this that would be an insult to both our IQs rude being rude never pays off

[the screening process for alana being will is kind of laughable, he knows. but oh god, if these people really knew him...welp.]

[It had taken Merope quite a while to work up the nerve to get in touch with Barty's friend and by then the flying debris didn't invite to strolls anymore, but now that everything is calming down call-me-Harry will find a message waiting for him. She certainly prefers him to the other Harry whose acquaintance she has unfortunately made.]

Dear Harry,

it looks like it is going to be a nice day for a stroll, would you care to accompany me to the library?

Yours faithfully
Merope

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